How many dogs do you have?

 None - I hate dogs! (0 Pts.)
 1 - Man's best friend. (1 Pt.)
 2 - They keep each other company. (2 Pts.)
 3 - Three heads are better than one! (3 Pts.)
 4+- I have a pack of dogs! (4 Pts.)

How many cats do you have?

 0 - I hate cats! (0 Pts.)
 1 - I love my little pussy... (1 Pt.)
 2 - Twice the fun (and litter)! (2 Pts.)
 3 - Meow, meow, meow. (3 Pts.)
 4+ - My furniture is shredded. (4 Pts.)